I push everyone away but in a way I’m doing them a favor
If you cum and she doesn’t…you didn’t fuck her, she fucked you.
Not me (via fvckem)
- Me: I have anxiety
- What most people think I have: I'm shy and can't talk to people. I'm awwwwkwaaaard.
- What I actually mean: I have full blown panic attacks which include heart palpitations, breathing problems, shaking, sweating and constant fear that I'm going to die when faced with situations I find uncomfortable.
i accept high fives only on my ass
*doesnt care and falls asleep*
- me every morning: should have gone to bed earlier